Author Topic: Xefr's Adventures: Existential Crisis  (Read 8593 times)

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Re: Xefr's Adventures: The grey meatbags
« Reply #90 on: July 06, 2016, 09:29:12 am »
Suddenly a tiny blue female dragon appears flying infront of him and smiles, only Xefr can hear her and see her "Wake up! Greetings mortal Qoatl Xer.. Xfe.. DAMN IT! I'll call you Xery! My name's Cui'Hoamal, I am a psionic artificial intelligence, but I still look hot, don't I? *giggles* Anyway, I was chosen not for my good looks, but for my good heart and annoying voice to serve as your spirit guardian  ..If I annoy you a lot, just say 'Scram Cui' and I'll scram. Now if you need my physical form, just say 'Cui stand beside me' and I'll materialise and fight alongside you  ..or you know, we could do better things, if you catch my drift *winks*. I also loooove watching the stars so please bring me out when you travel space, or need advice by saying 'Cui get your tail over here'. Now where was I, oh right, you look nice!  ..even though a little old. Can I shine your scales? Carry your things? I'll do anything for you  ..if you be good to me! I hope you aren't one of those prιcks that get me out to fight and never let me finish my sentences. No! I sense you're kind and loving and caring and wise and *sigh* so clueless. And I'm very real, not some kind of projection! So treat me as you would others!"
Spoiler: Cui the Spirit Guardian (hover to show)
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Re'Ni seems even more confused and just joins the frustration of the shard "Ghost? What Ghost? Re'Ni just wants sleep, but stupid fake vision of black dragon insist on mind!! This stupid. Mind playing tricks again. No other lizard, Re'Ni is last lizard. Go away!" She just lays down and starts whimpering.